Tuesday, August 30, 2011

How to pick up a girl, Tip #2

Boys, you should wear your pants so low that your buttocks stick out over the waistband of your pants.


So that when you bend over, your moon crack is laid bare for all the world to see.

Because you know, girls love a great ass.
Posted at 11:29 AM
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4 comments:

  1. I always thought they were trying to pick up desperate gay men. Is that just me?

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  2. Hahaha, that is an interesting theory. The next time one of these suave dressers approach me, I'll ask 'em about it. Or, I might just pull their pants down instead.

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