He is a very cute hippo.
He is also a very pink hippo.
Thank you, James&Brianne for my hippo.
I love him so much that sometimes, I bring him to work with me.
He doesn't like work.
|Sometimes I find Hippo doing this. |
|What do you think he's doing? Surely not to get a view of the outside. I mean I know we're stuck indoors for 8.5 hours straight but it's not like it's PRISON, right?|
|Hippo, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? IT'S NOT THAT BAD.|
|Hey, how did you get up there?|
|They really need to start hippo-locking the windows at work.|
|I mean it, you get down here right now!|
|I'LL CATCH YOU!!|
|Oops. Don't worry, he's okay. He's just being dramatic.|
And by play I mean eat.
|Hippo likes to eat too. Look at him staring at my noodle bowl.|
|As usual he gets himself into pretty precarious situations.|
|And also like me, Hippo likes hot sauce.|
|Awww, look at him trying to get his tiny paws on the hot sauce.|
|I think he's exhausted from his exertions.|
|Ready for bed, Hippo?|
|Isn't he cute when he's all tucked into bed like that?|
|Good night, don't let the bed bugs bite.|
|Get back into bed, Hippo.|
|Where are you going? Hip-po!!|
|Okay, fine. We'll read The Little Prince once more time and then it's bed for you, mister.|
|Are we almost done now?|
|Finally, in bed. The day's done.|
|Complete with more window staring.|
|And plans of escape.|
|Or maybe, Hippo is just staring at his reflection in the window. He can be quite narcissistic sometimes.|
|And the day wouldn't be complete without Hippo trying to get in on the food action. Good luck, Hippo, good luck trying.|
1Not her real name.return
2Obviously, not his real name.return