These are my shoes.
I bought two pairs of Adidas last year and switched the right foot.
Or, was it the left foot?
I was hoping to get a purple and yellow combination going but no such luck.
Now you know.
I often get stared at on the subway.
I'm never sure if it's my sneakers or something else.
Which is why I always make sure to have a piece of vegetable lodged between my teeth.
Sometimes, I'll match my socks to my sneakers instead of to each other.
Who says you have to wear matching socks?
Or match anything at all?